#2: Mr. Ass

This story is short, but *sweet.* A co-worker decided to introduce me to her friend. Nice enough guy - professional, good looking, but older and not someone that you would label as HOT.

We were introduced over happy hour. We had a beer or two and then I went home leaving him with my number. Apparently, later he met friends out at what I believe to be Pesos.  

About 12 am, "the bewitching" hour if you will, he sent me a picture of his bare ass - taken IN THE BATHROOM OF PESOS by him in the mirror. 

1) Not a good looking butt. 

2) Dude... get friends that take your phone away from you if you want to drunk text. 

3) He must only go to Pesos on a Tuesday, when there is no one in the bathroom.